Mike's top five

It's Bike to Work Week! Biking to work may present a few problems for some people. Mike's top five problems with biking to work.
#5. Forgetting it's also Take Your Wife to Work week and having to double all the way to work.
#4. That nice wet strip up the middle of your back that no one tells you about til the day is almost over.
#3. Can't stop singing Queen's "I ride my bicycle.." song.
#2. Keeping two double-doubles and a single-single in the little basket without getting the Timbits wet.
#1. People spraying you down with Febreze all afternoon because that “pat-your-pits dry with paper towel when you get there”, just isn't doin the trick anymore.

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