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Mike's Top Five List
#5. “I'm sweating like Spencer Pratt at a spelling bee.”
#4. “This is hotter than Surrey hub cap sale.”
#3. “Pass me the spatula! I need to get out of my car seat.”
#2. “I'm sweating so much, I've shorted-out three ankle bracelet alcohol monitors!
#1. “My espresso gave me a brain freeze this morning.”
#1a. “I'm so hot, I'd test positive for Snapple right now!”
#1a. “Even Charlie Sheen was all droopy and bent over.”
#1a. “My cows are giving evaporated milk.”
#1a. “Hey, the melting asphalt looks just like a giant BP oil spill.”
Thursday, 08 July 2010 06:13
It sure was hot yesterday and it's going to be even hotter today with the temperature getting up to +32! Aside from walking around saying “Boy this is hot!”, here are Mike's top five other ways of expressing your hotness.#5. “I'm sweating like Spencer Pratt at a spelling bee.”
#4. “This is hotter than Surrey hub cap sale.”
#3. “Pass me the spatula! I need to get out of my car seat.”
#2. “I'm sweating so much, I've shorted-out three ankle bracelet alcohol monitors!
#1. “My espresso gave me a brain freeze this morning.”
#1a. “I'm so hot, I'd test positive for Snapple right now!”
#1a. “Even Charlie Sheen was all droopy and bent over.”
#1a. “My cows are giving evaporated milk.”
#1a. “Hey, the melting asphalt looks just like a giant BP oil spill.”
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