ShareThis
Mike's Top Five List
Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:46
“Oh look, a potpourri filled basket of cherry-banana-rasberry lotions and creams!”. Mike's top five other least popular Father's Day gift ideas.
#5. The Pat Bell home barber kit (second only to the Ron Polillo “hair removal system”).
#4. An overly mushy card. Keep it to something like this: “If we ever need to know the score, you're always there”.
#3. Anything that “goes with the lamps”.
#2. Any book that has a title that contains the words “for Dummies” or “quick and easy”.
#1. A handsome wall plaque listing all of Bill Gates accomplishments next to a list of all of Dad's accomplishments (better idea might be, a handsome wall plaque listing all of Lindsay Lohan's Dad's accomplishments next to your dad's..).  

Add comment


Security code
Refresh