Mike's top five

Discovery Channel’s hit show Canada’s Worst Handyman is requesting nominations for wannabe Mr. Fix Its from Prince George. The lucky-but-lacking candidates will be renovating a frat house in an Ontario University town. Prince George residents can submit their nominations by email or phone This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or 1.866.598.2591. Mike's top five signs you may be Canada's Worst Handyman.
#5. You have at least three left handed hammers but you can never find one when you need one.
#4. You've actually built something using more nails than wood.
#3. You are listening to this broadcast on a broken My Little Pony radio that is duct taped to undernieth a cupboard in the kitchen.
#2. While trying to rebuild the bathroom you inadvertently invented the walk-in toilet.
#1. Your idea to rebuild the entire country fell flat after Jack Leighton decided to support Stephen Harper.