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Mike's top five signs that Mike is on vacation!
#5. I am drinking coffee after 3pm!
#4. I'm not getting paid, but it's only slightly less than I usually get paid.
#3. I have no reason to ever leave Tim Hortons!
#2. I walk around saying things like “Looks like a high of 22 today. Keep listening for your chance to call..” to total strangers.
#1. I'm getting up at 7am! And that's sleeping-in three hours!! |
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Thursday, 25 June 2009 00:00 |
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 Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen opened last night at Famous Players. Mike's top five signs you might be too into Transformers.
#5. You are particularly fond of yellow cars.
#5a. You carry a bag of sand - just in case.
#4. You'll never trust the waffle iron again.
#3. Instead of “okay kids, time to go to school” you say “kids, transform, roll out!” and your dog's name is Bumblebee.
#2. Whenever you find yourself at a cross roads in your life, you self monologue in the third person with visions of Megan Fox slow motion running while bombs explode in the distance.
#1. After nodding off at the staff meeting, you awake a yell “Yes Lord Megatron”!
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Wednesday, 24 June 2009 03:58 |
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 Canada Day is next week. We will celebrate Canada's 142nd birthday at Fort George Park from 12pm to 7pm. Opening ceremonies at noon, live entertainment from 1-6pm in the Bandshell, Craft Fair, International Food Fair and a Kids activity centre at the gazebo! Mike's top five preparations you should be making for Canada Day.
#5. Apologize for cutting in front of someone in the Tim Hortons lineup, even though you didn't. Then, buy them a coffee and have them insist they should buy YOU a coffee after they apologize for cutting in front of YOU.
#4. If you don't have a Canadian flag – wash your Toronto Maple Leaf jersey with something red.
#3. Practice getting up after eating your souvlaki on the grass at the park, so you don't have to do that big roll-over on your side, squishing they kid's ice cream bar while you try to stand up.
#2. Practice holding it. Remember public restrooms lose their sanitized for you protection status after being open for an hour.
#1. Google the words to Oh Canada – so at least you can mouth the words if you have to.
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