| Signs your turkey dinner might contain high levels of pesticides |
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| Mike's Top Five List | |||
| Friday, 10 October 2008 03:37 | |||
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Not to ruin your Thanksgiving dinner, but, two years ago The Suzuki Foundation released a report saying that the average Thanksgiving dinner was chalk full of pesticides. Mike's top five signs your turkey dinner might contain high levels of pesticides. #5. Fewer flies than usual hovering over the center piece. #4. Fewer flies than usual hovering over passed-out dinner guests. #3. David Susuki and a guy with a clipboard sitting at the far end of the table all evening – giggling. #2. That after-dinner bloated feeling replaced by an urge to sting whomever just passed you the broccoli. #1. You find yourself reminiscing about the “good old days” when turkey dinners just contained high levels of melamine.
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